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COOKIE'S JOKE OF THE DAY
They keep you laughing in the 5 o' clock hour every afternoon in The Cookie Jar, and now we are posting every Cookie Jar Joke of the Day here on Power98.com! Woo the ladies or prove you can be funny with these zingers!
Q: WHAT GAME DO KID GHOSTS LOVE?
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Q: WHAT DO YOU GET IF YOU MIX A RABBIT WITH A SNAKE?
A: A JUMP ROPE!!!
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Q: WHAT DID THE TORNADO SAY TO THE CAR?
A: HEY BABY, WANNA GO FOR A SPIN???
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Q: WHAT DID THE HORSE SAY WHEN IT FELL?
A: I'VE FALLEN AND I CAN'T GIDDYUP!!!
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Q: WHY ARE FALSE TEETH LIKE STARS?
A: BECAUSE THEY COME OUT AT NIGHT!
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Q: WHY DID THE TOMATO BLUSH?
A: HE SAW THE SALAD DRESSING!!!
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Q: WHAT RUNS AROUND THE YARD BUT NEVER MOVES?
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Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL A COW IN AN EARTHQUAKE?
A: A MILKSHAKE!!!
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Q: WHAT IS TONY HAWK'S FAVORITE CEREAL?
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Q: WHY IS ALABAMA THE SMARTEST STATE?
A: BECAUSE IT HAS 4 A'S AND 1 B!!!
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Q: WHAT DO YOU SAY TO A CHICKEN BEFORE A PERFORMANCE?
A: BREAK AN EGG!!!
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Q: WHY COULDN'T THE YOUNG GIRL WATCH THE PIRATE MOVIE?
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Q: WHY DO SEAGULLS FLY OVER THE SEA AND NOT THE BAY?
A: BECAUSE THEY DON'T WANT TO BE CALLED 'BAGELS'!!!
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Q: WHAT HAPPENED TO THE WOODEN CAR?
A: IT WOODEN GO!!!
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Q: WHERE DO HORSES LIVE?
A: IN NEIIIIGH - BORHOODS!!!
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Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL A VERY SMALL VALENTINE?
A: A VALENTINY!!!
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Q: WHAT DID THE FRENCH CHEF GIVE HIS WIFE?
A: A HUG AND A QUICHE...
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Q: WHAT DID THE ROCK SAY TO THE OTHER ROCK?A: DON'T TAKE ME FOR GRANITE!!
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Q: WHAT'S THE LOUDEST STATE IN THE USA?A: ILLI - NOISE!!!
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Q: WHY DO PARENTS GIVE THEIR CHILDREN MIDDLE NAMES?
A: SO THE CHILD KNOWS THEY'RE IN SERIOUS TROUBLE!!!
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Q: WHAT GAME DO KID GHOSTS LOVE?
A: HIDE AND SHRIEK!!!
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Q: WHAT DO YOU GET IF YOU MIX A RABBIT WITH A SNAKE?
A: A JUMP ROPE!!!
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Q: WHAT DID THE TORNADO SAY TO THE CAR?
A: HEY BABY, WANNA GO FOR A SPIN???
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Q: WHAT DID THE HORSE SAY WHEN IT FELL?
A: I'VE FALLEN AND I CAN'T GIDDYUP!!!
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Q: WHY ARE FALSE TEETH LIKE STARS?
A: BECAUSE THEY COME OUT AT NIGHT!
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Q: WHY DID THE TOMATO BLUSH?
A: HE SAW THE SALAD DRESSING!!!
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Q: WHAT RUNS AROUND THE YARD BUT NEVER MOVES?
A: A FENCE!!!
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Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL A COW IN AN EARTHQUAKE?
A: A MILKSHAKE!!!
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Q: WHAT IS TONY HAWK'S FAVORITE CEREAL?
A: TRIX!!!
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Q: WHY IS ALABAMA THE SMARTEST STATE?
A: BECAUSE IT HAS 4 A'S AND 1 B!!!
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Q: WHAT DO YOU SAY TO A CHICKEN BEFORE A PERFORMANCE?
A: BREAK AN EGG!!!
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Q: WHY COULDN'T THE YOUNG GIRL WATCH THE PIRATE MOVIE?
A: BECAUSE IT WAS RATED "ARRR"!!!
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Q: WHY DO SEAGULLS FLY OVER THE SEA AND NOT THE BAY?
A: BECAUSE THEY DON'T WANT TO BE CALLED 'BAGELS'!!!
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Q: WHAT HAPPENED TO THE WOODEN CAR?
A: IT WOODEN GO!!!
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Q: WHERE DO HORSES LIVE?
A: IN NEIIIIGH - BORHOODS!!!
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Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL A VERY SMALL VALENTINE?
A: A VALENTINY!!!
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Q: WHAT DID THE FRENCH CHEF GIVE HIS WIFE?
A: A HUG AND A QUICHE...
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Q: WHAT DID THE ROCK SAY TO THE OTHER ROCK?A: DON'T TAKE ME FOR GRANITE!!
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Q: WHAT'S THE LOUDEST STATE IN THE USA?A: ILLI - NOISE!!!
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Q: WHY DO PARENTS GIVE THEIR CHILDREN MIDDLE NAMES?
A: SO THE CHILD KNOWS THEY'RE IN SERIOUS TROUBLE!!!
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